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dinosaur comics still carrying the torch for "octopodes", the inexplicably least popular but clearly most awesome pluralization of "octopus"

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January 24th, 2020next

January 24th, 2020: Thanks to John Fouhy for telling me about carcinisation! And by "thanks" I mean "I may never sleep again".

– Ryan

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[rss title] dinosaur comics still carrying the torch for "octopodes", the inexplicably least popular but clearly most awesome pluralization of "octopus"

[img title] WHEN WE'RE ALL KING CRABS... WE'LL ALL BE KING

[mailto subject] look, don't sit here and act like you've NEVER thought of simply pulling off a bothersome limb, secure in the knowledge that it will regenerate
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who am i to mock a typo when i have created so many of them, when they are my true legacy

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January 22nd, 2020next

January 22nd, 2020: They're really expensive though so NEVERMIND :(

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[rss title] who am i to mock a typo when i have created so many of them, when they are my true legacy

[img title] it's called the wicked bible and it may well be YOUR new favourite religious text

[mailto subject] can god create an asse so thicc that even HE can't etc
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i hereby ban all books which at some point do NOT contain a viable recipe for stew. really hoping to dig deep into stew-adjacent literature here

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January 20th, 2020next

January 20th, 2020: In researching this comic I found out someone wrote an unofficial sequel to "The Catcher in the Rye" and Salinger succeeded in getting it banned from publication in the States. It was called "60 Years Later: Coming Through the Rye"! Amazing.

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[rss title] i hereby ban all books which at some point do NOT contain a viable recipe for stew. really hoping to dig deep into stew-adjacent literature here

[img title] now I gonna invent AND test a targeted neuron-destroying machine, leaving my plans for today coated in a thick chunky slurry of OBJECTIVE badness! You see? You see what you've done??

[mailto subject] "sorry" doesn't cut it. only cutting out the neuron that remembers this will cut it
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this comic inspired by a real fan fiction i read where michael j fox kept kissing all his characters and i was like, when are they gonna deal with the philosophical implications of all these michaels js foxes, and also, get to the fireworks factory

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January 17th, 2020next

January 17th, 2020: Yesterday I was hanging out on the couch with my dog and he farted so bad that I got up and left. I just wanted someone to know. I just wanted to publicly shame him.

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[rss title] this comic inspired by a real fan fiction i read where michael j fox kept kissing all his characters and i was like, when are they gonna deal with the philosophical implications of all these michaels js foxes, and also, get to the fireworks factory

[img title] michael... i didn't say stop

[mailto subject] ryan i haven't seen game of thrones yet either. there's... there's not many of us left. this may be my last communication before they find me
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comix 4 babiez

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January 15th, 2020next

January 15th, 2020: Childhood amnesia has been explored here before! Look at me, after over 15 years Dinosaur Comics is like a very spartan but MUCH more dinosaur-focused Wikipedia!

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[rss title] comix 4 babiez

[img title] to be fair: wine's good too

[mailto subject] but one day the babies grow up... and THEY DUNK BACK.
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finally, a story starring a bag of the ol' cow juice

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January 13th, 2020next

January 13th, 2020: Don't knock it till you've tried it! Only you can't knock a bag of milk: they're too squishy. Therefore: don't squish it till you've tried it. Maybe don't squish it at all?

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[rss title] finally, a story starring a bag of the ol' cow juice

[img title] or maybe i overreacted THREE TIMES?!!! THREE TIMES!!!!!!????

[mailto subject] listen, as a bisexual tailor named named Garak, I do have a special place in my heart for the ninth deep space station
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