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"doing ADJECTIVE things with ADJECTIVE people" sounds like a real ADJECTIVE time to me

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September 20th, 2019next

September 20th, 2019: As a Generic Guy #7, I find I cannot agree with any of this!!

– Ryan

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[rss title] "doing ADJECTIVE things with ADJECTIVE people" sounds like a real ADJECTIVE time to me

[img title] doing rad things with rad people ISN'T a personality, it's a description of a friday night, and it rules

[mailto subject] WHAT EVEN IS A PERSONALITY THOUGH
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professor religion, like professor science, has no idea t-rex is stealing his mail

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September 18th, 2019next

September 18th, 2019: I believe this is a credible argument and am not interested in hearing arguments about how it is NOT a credible argument, thank you in advance

– Ryan

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[rss title] professor religion, like professor science, has no idea t-rex is stealing his mail

[img title] theory: god exists but he's outside the observable universe, so uh, good luck out there everyone

[mailto subject] the human population boom: best credited to antibiotics and better food and medicine... or to ancient dinosaurs prayers for MORE MEAT??
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you've heard of a superb owl well get ready for the hyper bowl

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September 16th, 2019next

September 16th, 2019: I REITERATE: HYPERBOLE IS JUST OKAY

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[rss title] you've heard of a superb owl well get ready for the hyper bowl

[img title] on second thought it kinda sucks! it super sucks! it sucks as much as seven trillion black holes made out of planets where i cried even more than before, as established earlier!!

[mailto subject] excuse me but where is this tremendous mass of water COMING FROM
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T-REX PRESENTS: sam's samuel and samantha: the triplets of time

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September 12th, 2019next

September 12th, 2019: This comic goes out to all the Sams out there! And Samuels! AND OTHERS CAN READ IT TOO, BUT ONLY BEGRUDGINGLY.

– Ryan

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[rss title] T-REX PRESENTS: sam's samuel and samantha: the triplets of time

[img title] there is a fine line between "t-rex telling a story as he walks" and "crazy person on the street corner ranting", and friend, we dance along that line

[mailto subject] this comic seems to suggest that going by "samuel" is a better decision than "sam". a bold and not uncontroversial choice, RYAN
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to be fair, morals may have SOME place in contemporary adult fiction

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September 11th, 2019next

September 11th, 2019: This comic establishes that Sherlock Holmes is a real person in the DC Universe canon, which now that I think about it may already have been established?? Unless specifically stated otherwise, Sherlock Holmes is a real person in every fictional universe. I JUST DECIDED THIS

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[rss title] to be fair, morals may have SOME place in contemporary adult fiction

[img title] this story, LIKE ALL STORIES WITHOUT EXCEPTION, is at its heart either a batman prequel, sequel, midquel

[mailto subject] "Have you met my friend, Arthur Conan Doyle? He's the most famous person ever named Arthur Conan Doyle. The same also goes for my friend Conan here."
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ironically, it WAS possible to predict that dinosaur comics would one day talk about black swans

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September 9th, 2019next

September 9th, 2019: It's actually super easy to say something that hasn't been said before! You probably do it lots of times per day. OR SO I CLAIM??

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[rss title] ironically, it WAS possible to predict that dinosaur comics would one day talk about black swans

[img title] Berahfusah is hereby defined to be the surprisingly-simple act of trying to do or say something that hasn't been done or said before, as in "why don't you go take a long berahfusah off a short pier"

[mailto subject] to be fair it was always possible to drown on land, so: uh, enjoy??
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